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If you haven't watched the epic rap battle of history between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. Do that.
Stop kissing Michelle's ass. She ruined country fried steak day.
New trend game: At any given moment if someone yells out "INFOMERCIAL" you must melodramtically make the activity you are doing a disaster.
EVERYONE FIGHT ME.
How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!
Just so everyone knows, my "Merry Christmas" texts are individual and I don't mass text them. Everyone who recieved one, I like a lot.
I get way more flattered when people compliment me on my intelligence or sense of humor, rather than looks. #MuchBiggerCompliment
The car was found and the people who took it. Looking forward to seeing who did it and putting them on blast. #StayTuned
Talk dirty to me Justin Timberlake.
Mr. Schnake just called me a rapist and explained to me that no means no.
Anyone who has ever laid eyes on me knows I'm team eyeliner or die.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars. I could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
Cannot put into words how depressed I am. I hate my job.
Everyone is all in their feelings.
No one can have me except you. The unfortunate part of that is your lack of desire to have me.