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So sick of all the smileys & winky faces. It's exhausting. Can we just assume I'm mostly nice, sarcastic & I smile at the appropriate times?
And so here I am.. Watching Golden Girls.
Almost ready to sing karaoke.
Not going to. I'm at home. But that's about how drunk I am, is all.
Help me. I think my ears are bleeding.
Alright. Ok. There's nothing I can do about any of this bullshit right now, so I'll try to change my mood.
This Kleenex smells like Bandaids.
It's not even kleenex brand. Do you accidentally use these name brands as normal words? Or Chapstick?
Yay, tattoo on Monday!
don't get me wrong, i fucking hate kids. but don't threaten to beat your kids while i'm within earshot.
My FB timeline is nothing but George Jones mentions and YouTube vids. RIP
I didn't know this Pinot Grigio was sparkling. This is Tuesday.
Another 3 days.. Bf is only around half the time now. Maybe I need a new part timer for when he's gone.
Fuck off, poptarts.
i hate you, don't pee in my bathroom
ok, just had a deep talk with a magic 8 ball app. it gets me.
i said no smoking in my fucking garage!
I want a fucking steak.
This is so sad.
Will someone remind me tomorrow how frustrated I am right now?
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