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This rapture business sounds exhausting. You go out at night, eating cars. You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too. Mercuries & Subarus.
Pipe down, Europeans!! You can blather on about PI day on the 3rd of Fourteenthober!
Some asshole is building a Downton Abbey avatar generator right now, I just know it.
Kate Hudson should pick a baby name that begins with "@". Let's take this crazy shit to a new level, celebrities!
Ryan Gosling always has a weird look on his face, like a Mormon who's worried he might not make it for the full 2 years of his mission.
You know Leno is down on his knees thanking the gods for this Schwarzenegger business.
Last night the Red Rocker came down my chimney & filled up all my shot glasses with the finest tequila money can buy.
At jury duty. Ready to start judging people! I think I'll begin with everyone in this waiting room.
I love how Dave Grohl has drawn the line at Glee, never mind the fact that he's been on every other goddamn TV show in existence.
Best Guy Who Has Forgotten More Than We Will Ever Know About Skull Rings. #LEMMYs
Kitten With a Kitten #Kittenfilms
Who's sad there'll be no more new Family Circus cartoons? NOT ME!!!
Listening to a Lou Reed/ Metallica track ... if you have a hole in your life due to Wesley Willis' passing, this is the album for you!
Reading the JFK autopsy report. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
What Women Want. #describeyourpeniswithamovie