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i want to retweet it a hundred times but i can't: "the main way to prevent an underclass getting violent is to not create an underclass"
"Cisgender is a made up word. Wait lemme Tweet this on my SmartPhone. Oops I accidentally Instagrammed the floor. TiVo. Lightsaber. Prequel"
#IHateWhenMyWaiter is paid a terrible wage and has to work a ridiculously stressful job surrounded by entitled douchebag customers
"Yolar- to live only once
THE FIRST RULE OF CAT CLUB IS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW
With the death of thatcher, my thoughts and prayers go to her victims.
boy meets girl. boy plays guitar. boy cracks eggs. floor bends duck. monkey cheese ham. piss fuck yogurt. absolution. harem. cedan. pikachu
do yyou remember earthworm jim that was a good cartonn. *stares dead palestinian baby in the eyes * DO YYOU REMEMBER EARTHWORM JIM
homophobia is rooted in misogyny, at its heart it is just anger at men 'debasing themselves' by 'taking a female role' #sorry #serioustweet
one day i will find the mysterious person who likes ONLY rap and country
funny how "daddy issues" are blamed on the girl, and not, y'know, the father
don't look a dead horse in the eye of the beholder
how many dicks do i have to suck today to destroy capitalism
according to the world, when men are bi, they're gay, and when women are bi, they're straight
why sleep when you can fuck your body up for no reason instead
"hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore"
meta-twink~ #based spaceslut~ powerful tea goddess pukeing liquid gold thru gold grills~ not-gay not-male gay porn star~ juke//beatz//drone