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i want to retweet it a hundred times but i can't: "the main way to prevent an underclass getting violent is to not create an underclass"
#IHateWhenMyWaiter is paid a terrible wage and has to work a ridiculously stressful job surrounded by entitled douchebag customers
THE FIRST RULE OF CAT CLUB IS MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW
"Yolar- to live only once
With the death of thatcher, my thoughts and prayers go to her victims.
boy meets girl. boy plays guitar. boy cracks eggs. floor bends duck. monkey cheese ham. piss fuck yogurt. absolution. harem. cedan. pikachu
do yyou remember earthworm jim that was a good cartonn. *stares dead palestinian baby in the eyes * DO YYOU REMEMBER EARTHWORM JIM
homophobia is rooted in misogyny, at its heart it is just anger at men 'debasing themselves' by 'taking a female role' #sorry #serioustweet
one day i will find the mysterious person who likes ONLY rap and country
why sleep when you can fuck your body up for no reason instead
"hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore"
how many dicks do i have to suck today to destroy capitalism
suddenly all people in the stock market are replaced with millions of tiny owls flapping around & pooping & going "oh nooo" cacophonously
napoleon dynamite is a hundred times funnier when not watching it
Trent Reznor opens Safari. The homepage is Hipster Runoff. "You are the perfect blog," he says in unison with a timed recording of himself.
rt this if you would eat ass, have eaten ass, would get yr ass eat or have gotten yr ass eat (be real w/ me now)
you know why people are up in arms about this violation of rights but not all the others? because of it being an attack on entitlement #SOPA
meta-twink~ #based shota spaceslut~ powerful tea goddess pukeing liquid gold thru gold grills~ queer ghost porn idol~ boring beatz 4cuteppl 2float in~ #CUTEOUT