The only difference between trash day and a garage sale is the distance to the curb

I just heard that they've cancelled NBC's "The Playboy Club" turns out folks were watching it for the commercials

@scbchbum maybe we're all wrong and she's using a leave in shampoo...or Pert...(age test)

@scbchbum and remember I said CASH only.

@scbchbum How very Rubik of you.

"Cyber Monday buy one chin implant, get one free! Bring a friend"...No dice! I'm getting both of MINE done;-))

Note to hipsters: wearing a knit hat does not replace washing your hair.

"An easy 5 mile walk from the beach" ?? EVERYWHERE is walking distance if you've got the time.

Just heard some bull about Texans being the 3rd worst drivers. So upset I'm not even waiting to pull over to text my Congressman!

I don't think I've seen anything more disturbing on TV than those Robitussin monkeys.

Am I the only one that actually pretends to write down a number including repeating when I don't have a pen, but do have caller ID?

@scbchbum them sea monkeys is dangerous they go for the face and other parts later

@scbchbum I make my hedgehogs take their boots off

@scbchbum so are pinky rings

@scbchbum that's what my TiVo does in "genius mode" I'm eclectic and stuff