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Love is a 4 letter word. So is family. Hi. I'm Jerry. I write movie posters and I'm here to talk to you about counting the letters in words.
Business rule #1. Have an answer. How long do you boil macaroni? TOO SLOW. You don't. Cooking is a timethief. Hit with a hammer & eat. Next.
Oh, these old things? They're my dead birds. I tied strings to them so they can kiss. Guess I'm just a romantic. Look, they light up too!
I'm at the store and I forgot my list. It's in the pocket of my pants. OMG I'm at the store with no PANTS ON!!!
a turtle riding a bicycle. ha-ha! classic turtle
Happy Father's Day, Dad! I got you a new grill. But first, YOU MUST COMPLETE THREE TASKS TO PROVE YOUR DAD-NESS. THESE ARE LIVE COBRAS, DAD,
When I was 12, I wrote a 6 page story about how I threw a pebble across a road. It was very detailed & made people question my sanity.
we're animals who think ourselves smart & sometimes cover our body cloths in plastic when stuck outside w/ the threat of sky water falling
dance like nobody but the NSA is watching
doing that thing to my family where I pronounce water as wooter and they're helpless to stop me
The truth about wild foods, and why your ancestors
THE NEW TACO BELL HAS BEVERAGE CHOICES OF SMALL, MEDIUM, AND THE OLD WELL OUTSIDE OF TOWN. THE THIRSTIEST OF US PEER INTO A QUENCHING ABYSS.
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my hobbies are the internet and dabbing oil off my face with those oil removing sheets
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ LOOK OVER THERE! haha i made you look over there