Callbacks: you may not like them, but your mom sure does.

GOD DAMN IT PEOPLE, THEY'RE ALL JUST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES. NONE OF THEM ARE PERFECT AND YOU'RE ALL JUST PEDANTIC ASSHOLES

Please, please, PLEASE make it harder to merge without testing! RT @substack: hey @github please do this http://t.co/zIJvtpN7 /cc: @kneath

OH: "Let's stop competing with each other and start completing each other."

@nodeconf @mikeal @dshaw yeah, of course this happens three days after I move to NY. Of course it does.

Pro Tip: If you're a recruiter, and looking at my github makes you consider me for frontend work, you're terrible at what you do.

OH HEY, THANKS, FACEBOOK! pic.twitter.com/rnJw0zFO

OH: "This storm is making the sewers back up… and it seems to be coming out of the television." #mydadishilarious

@tonybgoode For the record, it would probably take hundreds, if not thousands, of the damn things. But it would work.

@sarajchipps @girldevelopit Oh sweet, I love Rabbit Application Development!

Paul Ryan says he’s a fan of Rage Against the Machine. Don’t worry, though, somebody told Tom Morello. http://t.co/XTLXY8nX

Mitt Romney & Paul Ryan: “Team Spoiled Rich Kid”

OH: ‘It was the first time I kissed a girl right after a sentence containing the word "linux”’

OH: "citizen input tool"

@indexzero @sarajchipps Timestamp, finally just stopped laughing at my own joke.

ACQUIRED: ONE @maciejmalecki

@sarajchipps MY FAVORITE TIME EVER

O HAI NEW YORK

Gotta love mid-air wifi. UPPER TROPOSPHERE REPRESENT

An Open Letter to NYC:

SEE YOU IN FOUR DAYS LOL

Love, Charlie