With Edinson Volquez on the hill today, @padres fans have two choices: 1) Get drunk. or 2) Get blind drunk. #PPLive

That play by Shaun Phillips was far better than his twitter feed.

Tiffany pregnant again? RT @bftb_chargers Right now Philip Rivers is yankin at his collar and asking if it's hot in here or if it's just him

@xtra1360ben Have you basked in the glow of the Sara McLachlan inspired Norv Turner retrospective?  http://sbn.to/S1XJDT  via @bftb_chargers

I just want to know how many times we'll see this move by Philip Rivers today . . . #TDNLA  http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1924407/chargers7.gif … cc: @bftb_chargers

This post contains an epic photoshop by @homersapien619 RT @bftb_chargers Happy Thanksgiving, Jive Turkeys  http://sbn.to/Tehzam 

Exchanging 6 years of diarrhea for unending constipation . . . that's how I envision a world in which Andy Reid takes over for Norv Turner.

@bftb_chargers The RM reaction is visceral and absent of reason. But Chargers/Padres fans don't broker in reason. It is our lot in life.

Grant me consumer free agency #padres http://t.co/Pclqp56F @sdutposner @xtra1360ben @davepalet @jpdotseth @dsmithshow @dereknbcsd @619sports

Worst News Ever: Scott and BR Are Back. An editorial on the new U-T "TV Network". http://t.co/0jTpITLK via @bftb_chargers

Chris Denorfia has not K'd this season. I dub him . . . thee "Anti-Padre".

@steve_adler So it's official... the @friarhood also operates @evilmarty1090. Excellent work.

I like Everth Cabrera leading off the game. I like Will Venable batting second. I like to fuck with people. Venable? Haha. #PPLive

.@dereknbcsd Can we start referring to the @dodgers as #Waterworld? Easy AND apropos!

Stop RT @taoofstieb So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in u

Nice play Blanks! Jesus Guzman would have played that into a 7-run homer! Phew! #PPLive

@ryanmtweets ;oar

Carlos Quentin led with his left shoulder (non throwing). Zach Greinke led with his right shoulder (throwing). Ergo Greinke is a fuck stick.

Is #bloggerstakeover like an episode of the Bachelor where each suitor/blogger is fighting for one-on-one time with @meganolivi ?

Sutcliffe in the booth too? RT @lastcartridge Is Vasergian drunk or something? You know there is a baseball game going on, guys.