Hee hee heee, my bloomers say "Property of Warner Brothers Studio" on the inside. Heh heh, eh hehheh.

Bluuuuggggghhhh I have no energy almost always and I'm tired of it. Hehhehhehhehheh, eh heh heh! Get it? But seriously.

So I got cast in a real movie (it's a Western) and had my first fitting today! This is what my hair will look like! pic.twitter.com/YU7Q6JpQqH

Look at this thing on my shins...  http://twitpic.com/csax2s 

Santa Fe is a miserable place and you should never ever visit unless you're visiting ME

@ailishbot Woooooooooo-oop! Ah gat sum cloothes fer yew Ah-lish. heh eh hehheh heh heh. Me. —  http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet 

It's official--caps lock and insert are THE MOST annoying keys on keyboards all around the world.#cactusofficial

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg

I GET TO WEAR SILKY THINGS, AND CORSETS, AND GREAT BOOTS

Also here is another one. I'm playing a prostitute! pic.twitter.com/Q8uRsl0b7f

Sometimes guys. Sometimes.

Then he tries to pay you, and you don't eat for two weeks...then you crumple up and die. BUT YOU TURN INTO AN AFFECTIONATE TREE SO IT'S OKAY

look guys, my dad just sent me a 12 year old me pic.twitter.com/9zOzvLZ7Z5

God, I'm so much cooler when I live in Portland.

hello pregnant women of the world--congratulations, stay away pls

A girl from my graduating class just got engaged. Ew.

Dear Twitter here is an elephant I drew when I was six. http://t.co/sHNVQU01

The other day I told Ailish to make her eyebrows dance like a babysitter and she understood me. #soulmate

Eh heh. http://t.co/00HwzWgo

Avery's to do list, 7/31/12: 1. Improve Orc noises 2. Learn the Uruk-hai snarl. 3. Make scones.