That bastard moment when you go back to your room after leaving the lights on and the window open. Fkn fly orgy

Fuck the system

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, they're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked.

I should have gone to bed ages ago. So much sleep to catch up on 😩

I hate farnham road

One of the best moments of my life was randomly seeing @sandeep_balli in a club

@sandeep_balli sky go is so Jatt!

@sandeep_balli must be the ciroc big boy

@sandeep_balli Balli!! Happy birthday rudeboy! Go crazy tonight x

F this shit

@lisaaaavw spiders are dickheads

I basically spend all my money at shell and eBay

I've got a slush puppy with both flavours #yeaaah http://t.co/VkNQvYsX

During my exams I wanted to do so much random shit like feed the ducks and go to odds farm. Cba now

@katiemaymartin joe hart - he's buff

I don't know why but I have a thing for golfs

@shazaad94 @adeelahmed93 @uberfacts http://t.co/yI6u4bbE

@shazaad94 @gemmakarmstrong
As drake said jealousy is just love and hate at the same time

Fuck red lights

Almost ran over a cat on my lane, bastard cat.