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Sunsets take pictures of ME.
I'm not lost yet, but slowly slipping away. Heels digging in, holding on tight.
I have no patience but I can deep throat a banana. ~ Me on virtues
Fuck a hug - I need 8 inches and a ball gag.
Having big boobs lets me get away with having a big mouth.
Wanna be mine forever? Let me mount you.....on a wall.
Kids are MMA fighting this morning. I'm just watching & waiting for someone to get knocked out cause really I have nothing better to do.
Put some whiskey in my coffee because it's Ireland somewhere.
I just wanna lay in bed with twitter all day.
When it comes to shoes & penises my mantra is 'Squeeze it until it fits'.
I dont think the Band Perry chick realizes what a hassle it would be for her loved ones to "sink" her bloated dead body in the river at dawn
Dad: You don't see Rubix Cubes anymore.
Me: Yeah people don't like feeling stupid.
When I go out drinking I never let trouble find me...I'm always actively seeking it out so it happens on my terms.
I'll subtweet anyone. I don't care. Fuck, I'll subtweet my mother if I feel like it.
I do some wrong things right.
I don't pander. I whore myself out.
HEy guys. Long time no Post. Ho hum day for mE. Lazy Day Here On the Socal coasT. anywAy. Going to Eat A Taco, MAybe CelerY with Salt.
Guys, if you're gonna get some, don't ruin the moment by opening your trap and saying something stupid. That's my PSA for the day.
Thanks a lot England! I just ruined a perfectly good pair of pants thinking I had forgotten Mother's Day.
i admit i am sitting in the kitchen listening to trace adkins, depeche mode, the cure and some jpop... yes i am odd
Fuck the school girl! Two words - Preacher's Daughter.