“@ffarsenal: Robin Van Persie in August: " I look forward forward to spending many years working with Sir Alex Ferguson "

HAHAHAHAHA”HATERS

"@plagiarizetweet: Buy a ship. Name it relation. Go inside and sit in it. You are in a relationship."

I need that One Thing. LOL

@thelifespeaking Thanks for the follow back! I love your tweets 

RT @autocorrects Be carefull who you trust and tell your problems to. Everyone who smiles at you is not your friend.

RT @autocorrects I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.

RT @freddyamazin *Passing gum in school like its a drug deal*

That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse not to hang out with someone because you'd rather chill at home.