@allcapsbro love how you're a joke account and you're more sensible than the "serious" accounts on here

Yo Kony has probably killed like 10k people since Twitter last cared

@drunkbarney I think men's humor made a new account called @menscomedy to escape your wrath

@drunkbarney @fillwerrell and what pillow weighs 10 pounds you faggot?

@is_anyone_up you 100% Googled how to spell connoisseur

I'll never get a roomba. I've seen terminator. Roomba owners will be the first ones to go.

@jitka powder blue was the color of the shirts Sir Geoffrey Powder, the inventor of powder, used to wear.

@drunkbarney @menshumor its actually connecting to the phone line...not AOL. So men's humor sucks even more

@drunkbarney Wahhh stop making fun of my favorite basketball player I like him a lottttt :(

@drunkbarney roast beef is definitely more than 632 calories

@menshumor what are you 15 and happy to tell your friends you drink? @drunkbarney

@drunkbarney @1dbieberteam I didn't know faggots also have soul-thieving capabilities.

Going to start a company that sells sweatpants bundled with slip-on shoes called "i give up"

@tomdoyle23 @frankammirato @akowalski47 @phildemeo tom you're such a faggot

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT GET HIM WET, NOT FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT, AND KEEP HIM AWAY FROM BRIGHT LIGHT. JESUS CHRIST.

@labialord @invokethewrath I imagine her mouth looks like birdo from Mario 2

@tomdoyle23 let's hope Phil doesn't give away the password for this one.

@labialord @leviathanpride he's the hero twitter needs, not the hero twitter deserves

@purgetheworld then again our food and water has already been poisoned for years...lol

If you liked transformers 2 and 3, do you have any standards at all in life?