@jeyyounit11 If you were a Care Bear, you would be BraveHeart.. (: haha. <3

You just can't trust somebody who doesn't like pizza..

At Panera.

What girls say things like "suck my dick." #petpeeves

#youknowyoureacheerleader When LOL means "lots of legs" not "laugh out loud."

Zombies eat brains. You're safe.

#iprefer Zachary Quinto.

Uh. I wish people has green blood. Like Vulcans.

I took a quiz on Facebook, 'what is your type' .. and I got "tall dark and handsome" and it had apicture of @zacharyquinto.Dead. On.:O

If I had the option to let Tim Burton tattoo whatever he wanted on any part of my body... I'd definitely accept.

SHUT UP WE ALL HATE YOU

I'm going to commit murder tonight... I've held it off about as long as I can.

My dog thinks I'm petting her, little does she know we ran out of paper towels for me to dry my hands with.

The only time you should ever ask me to cook for you is if you want to test out your fire alarm.

I'm not sure I even remember how to post a status on Facebook.

Every time Twitter updates something, I sit in the shower and cry.

The workers at Big Als atr probably shocked because they've never seen me in shoes before.

When I was younger, my dad banned Nerds from the house, so I sympathize with drug smugglers.

Whoever scores Zachary Quinto, is going to be one lucky man.

@sylarsgirl23 comtaloupe