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It's 420 we're gonna get a lot done at work today
Had a dream I fucked up my manicure.
That's some white girl shit.
Lol when autocorrect changes Roscoes to roaches
Girls are disgusting.
What kind of evil demon creature needs two assholes?
Dude I'm working at Beatnix & a guy in a wig comes in telling me he's a Druid & "As someone who used to have wings, these aren't good wings"
When we were at the nail salon this douchy gay walks in & my friend is like "OMG THAT DUDE FUCKED ME IN A PORTAPOTTY AT PRIDE WHEN I WAS 17"
My mom told me to change my tank top because it was too revealing for dinner.
We're going to a restaurant called Taco City by the way.
There's some real smooth Frank Ocean jams they been ignoring at the gay club that they better start playin soon.
Chicago's free clinics are gonna be the hot spot next week
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