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Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
My kid had diarrhea so he asked me for Viagra ??? He heard His Mom say that's what Daddy takes to get his shit hard ?
Worry about your character and not your reputation because your character is who you are and your reputation is only what people think of u
My 4 year old son asked me what KINKY is ???? I told him put Betty Rubble and Wilma Flintstone vitamins in your mouth at the same time....
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life,
Be nice to strangers......they might follow you on twitter.
Sexy isn't the 6 inch heels, stockings, Versace dress or the make up a woman wears....Sexy is the attitude from the brains exuding it..
Keep your friends close and your enemies buried in your backyard....
Easiest way to die is to love some one that doesn't love you back......don't waste your life dying....
I have the best damn people in the world on my TL all of you are phenomenal I wish we all lived together on an island.....naked of course
Your mind is the sexiest thing you have............
The most important of life’s battles is the one we fight daily in the silent chambers of the soul.
A friend asked me why I'm so good to her...all I can Say to her is why wouldn't I be.......for me a man who hurts is no man at all...
I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?"
In life you will sometimes fall............forget the falling part and try to remember why you got back up...................
Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
The only hurt a good man should give his woman is her yurning for his presense.
If your young you may say sex is 95% physical 5% mind.... but trust me the older you get the more mind you want....wait and see.... ;)
Let us remember a true legend of music who in my eyes the GREATEST vocalist of all time R.I.P. FREDDIE MERCURY a legend lost 20 yrs today
Amateur comedian, super nice, but the comedy may offend some if so I apologize.