@bjmendelson Is sheer balls a new Ben & Jerry's flav?

@thatbilloakley @bjmendelson Rilke was alive during that exact period. I wonder what he'll say about phones.

There must have been a period between 1879-1912 when saying something was "phoned in" was the highest of compliments.

Loved Don Mattingly's rant about gutless 2013 Dodgers lacking grit and "sabermetrics" not being able to measure everything. #SpotOn

Thanks For Killing All My Online Hopes & Dreams @bjmendelson!  http://bit.ly/14wXuD0  #BookReview #SocialMediaIsBullshit #SocialMedia #SEO

Jesus Saves... well that's pretty Jewish of him. ;)

Yes

Netflix isn't working WHAT IS THIS, AFRICA?

@bjmendelson the frankenstein monster achieved a high level of intelligence. Don't liken him to some Fox speaking anus!

Interesting... With Yahoo! Buying Tumblr, How Much Does @garyvee Stand To Make?  http://zite.to/17ZiRki  from @bjmendelson

Finishing up "social media is bullshit" by @bjmendelson. It's good. Read it. Video coming but not tonight bc my brain is shutting down.

Was Twitter's working title "Circle Jerk?"

@bjmendelson "@robertaitkenbr: Triple H is dehydrated. He hasn't had a drink of water properly since 1997. #RAW"”

I'm not the type to wish ill on folks, but hey @tripleh I sincerely hope the problem is that you contracted feline leukemia

did Triple H see the #PrayForOklahoma tag and start yelling NO THAT SHOULD BE MINE or what? Text TRIPLE H to 90999 to donate $10

Just the thought of jobbing to Curtis Axel made @tripleh sick #RAWTonight

@bjmendelson triple h is faking it, so did Stephanie last night. Zing!

@bjmendelson It always bothered me that she's interjecting herself into a private father/daughter conversation just to shill her product.

@bjmendelson It's gotten The Ryback this far in life.

So that's why @tripleh is still able juice. If they ask to test him he just threatens to fire the guy. #RAW