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NFL catch rules are absurd. "Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."
in keeping with baseball tradition, a Houston exec should walk into the STL offices and hit their best front office guy with a fastball
to be fair, 31 years of use is a lot to ask for from a ligament
WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS
usually the kid at little league try outs who swings like Pence is the one wearing jeans
the first day at a new job is always scary but thankfully I had a shower with my co-workers to look forward to and that took the edge off
*ding* said the NFL's random punishment generator after a long weekend of making whirring and sputtering noises
Siri, how do you get Josh Hamilton out?
*Kramer's moviefone voice* "well why don't you just tell me what number isn't retired"
thles pani pills are'nt havin any eff=ect at al;/ claer th*inking is me and motoor sskils is very greats
my penis looks ridiculous when i take a bath
Yankee pinstripes, awesome. Very slimming but awesome.
my wife is out for the night and I have 2 questions: Tinder-is it free? & how do you cook food?
Bumgarner deserves to shotgun a keg after that
"Paper or plastic Mr. Lester?" *sun sets, rises, then sets again* "gimme a sec"
The good news in all of this, is that I set up my fantasy lineups beforehand. So there shall be no excuses at this point.
baseball pitcher, LFC & LSU fan. My wife says to say that I'm married.
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