@BPGlobalPR's (BP Public Relations) most faved Tweets...
Safety is our primary concern. Well, profits, then safety. Oh, no- profits, image, then safety, but still- it's right up there.
Please do NOT take or clean any oil you find on the beach. That is the property of British Petroleum and we WILL sue you.
This horrible spill wouldn't be happening in the gulf of AMERICA! Arizona knows what I'm talking 'bout!! #fistpound #bpcares
Oh man, this whole time we've been trying to stop SEAWATER from gushing into our OIL. Stupid Terry was holding the diagram upside down.
OMG This isss ridciulsus. playing a drinking gamee where we drink a shot everytme we seeee an oily birdddd!!! LOL! so wasted!!11 #pbcares
Our oil hit Texas beaches yesterday. Fortunately, in 20 years their school books will say nothing happened. #bpcares
We feel terrible about spilling oil in American waters, we'll make sure the next spill happens where the terrorists live. #bpcares
Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!
Just got 100k followers and our oil is headed to Florida. You know what this means... WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD! #bpcares
We've created something that will affect your children's children. Can YOU say the same about YOUR life? #nailedit #bpcares
I used to have to kick a sandcastle to ruin a child’s day. Now I just throw a match at it. That's progress. ^Tony
We are very upset that Operation: Top Kill has failed. We are running out of cool names for these things.
We are not killing animals in the gulf, we are creating fossils in the gulf. Have a little perspective. #bpcares
We are very sorry, but due to an increased amount of accidental immolations, all beach volleyball tournaments are now non-smoking. #bpcares
