Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Does Hallmark make a "I like you, but posting 2 self-portraits a day on Facebook makes me hope you get run over by a poultry truck" card?
I can't with all the people who stick apostrophes after their name because they don't know how to type an accent. (i.e. Renee')
Oh Jim Lehrer, we need more "get off my lawn," less mumbling in a corner sucking on a Werther's Originals. #debates
always disappointed when "under pressure" starts and it's not "ice ice baby" #thevoice
Whataburger's Monterey melt burger did wonders for my hangover.
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