Less than an hour? That may be a new border crossing record actually... #Wallenda #WalkTheWire

Really? We went with #IKEAMonkey? Not #MonKEA? I hate you world.

Suddenly I feel entitled to replace my #RBC Visa payments with foreign currency. It'll be cheaper for me. #cdnpoli

My NB streetcar driver was just handed-off a Tim Horton's coffee by the passing SB streetcar driver. There's a commercial in there somewhere

This is why I'm glad we don't have elections in Canada. We just put a polar bear in a cage with a Newfie and whoever comes out is our leader

While @sueannlevy's tweet may not reflect the views of @thetorontosun, employing her does.

Some Like it Not #BevOdaMovies

According to @torontopolice reading while driving is not a chargeable offense. They had a different position a year ago http://t.co/sgn7Rizg

"I'm just here to support the police" - Mayor Rob Ford. Not here to support the victims or the community. #TOpoli #TOcouncil #TObbqShooting

@sgtjackwest Motorists: may I suggest keeping control of your car so that pedestrians can walk safely on any part of the sidewalk? #FixedIt

Obi-Wan: The Fords can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

#StarWarsCouncil

Oh by the way, in the tradition of Reddit, I think I solved that recent bank robbery. Keep an eye out for Bo Jackson pic.twitter.com/n7gee2Absy

Perhaps now Rob Ford will support the Humber islands project, if we frame it as a prison colony for deported citizens. #TOpoli #Humbertraz

OK #TOpoli: Any irony in the Mayor having just unveiled his photograph-private-property-on-your-phone graffiti app less than a month ago?

See #bikeTO, this is why Toronto drivers hate cyclists... They do things like ride on sidewalks! pic.twitter.com/jrAbE2Cz8b

It's 4:20 Toronto. Put down your crack pipe and spark a J.

Before anyone asks - 'cause I know you were going to.

"Deco Labels and Tags" is an anagram of "Debacle snags a dolt."

Its the time of year when we play every Torontonian's favorite game "Is That My Bus 3 Blocks Away Or Just More Effing Christmas Lights?" #fb

Does anyone know today's date?

Guy shouldn't be fined for #IKEAMonkey. He bought a dog, but the directions were so confusing by the time he assembled it, he had a monkey.