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My sis Mary! The celebration continues. #MaryTurns60 http://instagram.com/p/Zt_qFORCv6/
If you want to fuck after hearing Ira Glass's voice, we could totally be meant for each other.
There was a rainbow on the way to my show at The Helium in Portland. I hope it wasn't meant ironically.
I'm hiring a keyboard player to follow me around and play music whenever my story requires background mus.. WAIT IS MICHAEL McDONALD AVAILAB
Hey lady, I'm flattered that you carded me but here's a tip - PEOPLE UNDER 21 DON'T BUY GRENADINE!! Idiot.
When my back and legs hurt from planting flowers all day, do I deserve a massage or is this pain the punishment for my addiction?
No, my dog didn't have surgery. I put the lamp shade on him cuz his eyes shine too bright in pictures.
Went out as an accidental Full Elaine tonight (penny loafers, sports coat, cross-body bag and hair fully poufed). Sorta felt like a jerk.