@bwithbacon why the hell are you counting!? Stop counting how many times you been out an go out!!!

Yup...well there u go.

Vodka...yes please.

@burntmybagel listen to you tryin to figure out our codes an secret language! Good luck trying to figure it out!!

I'm pissed I never took advantage of nap time as a kid! We need to bring that into the work place in my opinion!

@burntmybagel thanks for ruining it for me jerk! Im behind on my shows too. ;)

@natekofistruck haha! Beautiful!!

Football all day....i see nothing wrong wit this.

@thelemon_ haha!! Thanks! Im still crying about the game!

@thelemon_ i like your pic!

@burntmybagel well that screams sexy.

@bwithbacon haha! Well there you go!!

@bwithbacon plz tell me u didn't think this was better than the original!?!

When a guy says they MIGHT have a crush on someone...what does that even mean!? Either you do or you don't!!

@carpenterscrack jealous!

@burntmybagel hate you!

Thanks cops for being noticeable tonight allowing me to slow down before you saw me!

Just passed the Minnesota welcomes you sign... Worst sign ever!

"@burntmybagel: I keep my friends close, but will always keep my black friends closer." Smart choice!

#FF @bwithbacon just a man, living in FL, catching a tan, an watching the Packers. (All while drinking his rum!)