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We lost a Philadelphia institution today... RIP Gaping-Hole-In-The-Middle-Of-#Eagles-Defense (2002-2012)
You won't be missed.
John Kerry and John McCain look like the old guys in the balcony on the Muppets #SOTU #ForgettingNames
Dear people driving today: Stop brushing your hair, talking on the phone and/or running stop signs. Signed, someone tweeting while driving.
Happy Father's Day to these (literal) mother-fuckers: @_lump @brandonketchup @bradleybeck @godenbo @usedwigs @timbutterly
#FF these funny feminines: @lisa_yost @misstoiletslave @neonbamf @juliaevehays @turbograndma @randilawson @sarahmajestic @marykoco
#FF these people cause they're funny & you're an asshole: @danieleastman @thetombrink @logandoescomedy @lisa_yost @turbograndma @robdcomedy
@danieleastman and myself present The Best Worst People: An Open Mic... Next (and every) Wednesday at Doobie's Bar (22nd & Lombard Sts), 8pm
Comedians: The Best Worst People You'll Meet! #FF @danieleastman @jgrammond @_lump @robdcomedy @logandoescomedy @alexpearlman @turbograndma
5th Street, North Philly... also known as "The Innuendo District" http://instagr.am/p/WDPvzFBYYt/
#FF @kulap and @howardkremer because if you don't listen to #WhoCharted you're dead to me...
#FF @_lump because if you're not already following LUMP you're doing Twitter wrong and you need more dirty RT's in your life/feed.
#FF these funny phallics @robdcomedy @setoiyo1 @alexgrossishere @thetombrink @alexpearlman @chipchantry @billykumo @jgrammond @mjacobalvarez
In honor of Passover, #FF these funny Heebs @ekessdotcom @bradleybeck @alexpearlman @howardkremer @twittels @jesus
Wait, did you lose your Daylight Savings spokesperson gig?! RT @_lump: I'm going back to sleep, because no one is paying me to be awake.
Very excited for the @usedwigs taping with @turbograndma tonight! Lukewarm excited for @danieleastman though...
@thetombrink @danieleastman @loumisiano1 @_lump haha no worries at all guys.. And Eastman's freak out made my week!
Chase is... not a bank in Manhattan, not the act of pursuing in an effort to overtake or capture, and, unfortunately, does not play second base for the Phillies