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Just because you speak multiple languages doesn't mean you're smart. Europe has plenty of polyglot idiots.
You don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind. Don't pull on the mask of old Lone Ranger and DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING CELLPHONE!!
Skiing is an asinine waste of time and money, giving you a fine opportunity for serious injury. There, I said it.
The Groucho Phenomenon — "I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member." — Unsolicited invitations are seen as suspect.
20 years ago today: Groom Lake Desert Rat #7: http://www.ufomind.com/area51/desertrat/1994/rat_07.html … ~ ABC News has cameras seized.
A relationship never rises above the lies told at the time of its creation.
Don't be charmed by cultural differences or exotic-seeming places. It's just the same human bullshit in a different setting.
You can't "get someone help" for their behavioral issues. It rarely works. They can only help themselves or suffer the consequences.
Online grocery delivery service: when you're just too fat to go to Walmart.
Rowell Walmart in 2009. One-stop shopping for all your alien needs. FB album: http://Facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1250709940209.2039083.1003315385&l=98f2966f0f …
Love is like a butterfly, beautiful in the wild, but if you try to pin it down forever you may end up killing it.
Travel and existential wisdom from DL's evil twin. Your antidote to platitudes. Author: 'The Case Against Marriage'. Ex Area 51 guy. Once deported from Bermuda.