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Stupidity can't be cured. The best you can do is avoid those afflicted.
Stupid people can't make up for it by seeking advice, because they often choose bad advisors or give them poor information.
"Idiot savant" describes far too many: brilliant in execution, foolish in purpose.
If you want to do big things, you can't get hung up on small frustrations. Deal with them efficiently and move on.
Scatology 101: You may catch diseases from other people's shit but not your own. You already have all those germs.
If you feed the birds, their numbers will increase and they'll lose the ability to fend for themselves. You're hurting them!
Family members are wonderful people to visit, but you wouldn't want to live with them.
There is little reward in telling people unpleasant truths about themselves. They will probably attack you for trying.
@OneFaithLove Good one, but be more concise. Truth can't come to you. You must go to it.
You can figure out someone's inner fears from what he thinks others are saying about him.
Young people can be brilliant at running races, not so bright at deciding what races to run.
When someone says they prefer a meaningless existence, there's not a lot you can say to convince them otherwise.
He was an endless font of meaningless pseudo-knowledge — sports scores, celebrity gossip, advice on fine wine.
I know quite well the delusions of youth, but explaining them to the young is darn near impossible.
The risk in being a professional musician or artist is you get wrapped up in technical details and stop seeing the final product.
@OneFaithLove Best poem of all time! "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree...."
"Say No to projects that take you further from rather than closer to your own creative goals, however flattering or lucrative."—Neil Gaiman