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God's cleverest gift to man was the placebo effect. After that, He could take credit for everything without doing anything at all.
Jack Spratt could eat no fat; his wife could eat no lean. She died early of coronary disease. He remarried and joined a vegan cooperative.
Nursery rhyme fraud! Jack and Jill would never go up a hill to fetch a pail of water. Real wells are close to the water table, not on hills.
The wishbone, like the rabbit's foot, wasn't very lucky for the chicken.
Crime prevention tip: If you are carrying a satchel full of diamonds, no one knows it unless you announce, "Hey, I've got diamonds in here!"
Kickstarter my ass! (Because my ass has a lot of good ideas.)
I wonder if anyone has pried the gun out of Charlton Heston's cold dead hands.
"adult responsibility"=eternal servitude to problems you created.
If Scandinavia ruled the world, society would be just, the aliens could land, and Earth would already be part of the Galactic Federation.
Where there is a romance there is jealousy. You can't have one without the other.
Money loses its value once you have enough of it.
Existentialist comedian Steven Wright has a new website. The website isn't much, but the FB comments are priceless: https://www.facebook.com/StevenWrightOfficial/posts/719766344768148 …
Buy now, pay later. What could possibly go wrong?
Russia and the Menace of Unreality - the Atlantic: http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/09/russia-putin-revolutionizing-information-warfare/379880/ …
A dog that barks at everything is useless as a security system.
Time kills first those with nothing to live for.
"Made with Real Cheese" is meaningless without a quantity. It could be homeopathic doses of Real Cheese.
Wisdom from the Dalai Lama's evil twin. Your antidote to platitudes. Author: 'The Case Against Marriage'. Ex Area 51 guy. See @Peripatetia for travel photos.