I would be willing to trust in God's plan if Christians could agree on what that plan is.

Florida billboard: "The Bible. Inspired. Absolute. Final." — I would add. "Ambiguous. Incoherent. Irrelevant."

If I were to propose marriage, I would do it in the most extravagant and public way possible, because women like being cornered like that.

Few remember the Battle of Ouithlacoochie in the Second Seminole war. It's like that unpronounceable symbol that Prince once was.

Your first duty to others is to take care of yourself.

The artist lies to you by showing you a restricted and distorted version of reality. Sometimes this is the best way to tell the truth.

Let's say you were North Korea and you had exactly one friend left in the world, China. What would you do? Why, you'd provoke it of course!

The Earl of Sandwich never anticipated the hegemony of his device, how it would come to encompass all manner of bread-encased contrivances.

The thing you can't legally do at this I-84 rest area, which I just did anyway. — More Signs:  https://Facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1078339031044.2014042.1003315385&type=1&l=e487c6cda0 … pic.twitter.com/LVhyJnkqmY

The law is necessary but also flawed and dangerous. Don't think that just by obeying the law you have done good or accomplished something.

Is it accomplishment or addiction? Is it courage or is it something you just can't stop doing?

Always act like a celebrity even if you're not. Produce every word and action as though it would be reported through all the ages.

What good is freedom if you don't use it for anything?

Many young people burn brightly with creativity then grow dim, trapped in their own conundrums. Not many emit light all their lives.

I took this photo myself in the heat of battle, putting my own life at risk. ... More:  https://Facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10200766230810461.1073741867.1003315385&type=1&l=5e13af869a … pic.twitter.com/6OAvj7bpj7

I can psychically predict that whenever a psychic hotline goes out of business, comedians will say, "They should have seen it coming!"

A nuclear attack on New York City would be devastating, but on the bright side it would probably take out some of New Jersey too.

I never lived through war, but I am old enough to remember the Rural Purge of 1970-71. Those were not happy times.

National Museum of the Marine Corps - 360° iPhone panorama  http://photosynth.net/view/b9941511-e5dd-430f-824b-1ca37b3c757d … pic.twitter.com/YxPbzxLhPi

"Escape from Narcissism" - my latest book chapter (7-page pdf)  http://Glenn-Campbell.com/meaning/samples/narcissism.pdf …