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"Forgive me father for I have sinned."—a good general confession to cover all your legal bases with God. You don't have to get too specific.
On My Bucket List: Get paid to look the other way.
Give the average person a million dollars and he'll buy a million-dollar house and be broke all over again.
The new tourist credo: Take nothing but selfies; leave nothing but reviews.
Being proven right in the end is a cold comfort if the world is destroyed in the meantime.
Guideline for any decision: If you die within the next year, what do you want the world to be left with?
Empowered by faith in God, there is no end to the atrocities one can commit.
The human body is beautiful only if you're human.
News Flash! Anderson Cooper is reporting LIVE from the scene of the latest disaster. "The investigation is continuing," he says.
Blessed with excess resources, an individual or organization will create new burdens to absorb them.
The world, in spite of its rhetoric, does not really want quality. It seeks, in its actions, reliable and low-risk mediocrity.
Reality crushes our delusions. That's its job!
Your ability to do great things is contingent on your ability to get rid of trivial things that get in the way.
If I drank what was in the glass, is it fully empty or emptily full?
Poets were the rock stars of most of human history.
The little boy from The Shining, all grown up. http://nydailynews.com/entertainment/boy-shining-pig-farmer-science-teacher-article-1.1477838%23bmb=1#bmb=1 …
Having money increases the range of stupid, self-destructive things you can do to yourself.
Wisdom from the Dalai Lama's evil twin. Your antidote to platitudes. Author. Ex Area 51 guy. Best: @PopeyesSpinach Travel: @Peripatetia