angelica pickles is the original bad bitch

your soul was randomly selected to be temporarily shoved inside a human body

celebrate the native american genocide with senseless gluttony

all I want for christmas is drugs

throw the earth in jail for growing illegal plants

massive dvd collection of all your past dreams

insecurity cameras

being so desperate for human interaction that you break into people's houses and force them to cuddle with you at gunpoint

take a shower with me in liquid lsd

whenever you go to sleep you're actually just dead for a few hours and your dreams are just visions from the afterlife

this universe is a terrifying and beautiful place

ask your doctor if a crippling prescription drug addiction is right for you

dipping chicken nuggets in pcp

I want to crawl inside your dreams while you sleep and throw you a surprise party

I kiss the president on the lips & slip my tongue in at the last second, transferring 20 hits of lsd into his mouth. I watch america burn

do a cartwheel into hell

enslaved by money. burn the irreplaceable hours of your life for a paycheck

lsd water balloon fight

the eternal battle to escape reality

earth is a giant asteroid full of hopelessly confused blobs of flesh