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I could see it in her eyes and smell it on her fingertips; there was no denying what she'd been doing.
-Chopping Onions for salads
People that never wear sunglasses are the real wizards.
And I huffed & I puffed & I blew the fucking half rolled blunt everywhere on the fucking counter while trying to tell a stupid fucking joke.
Relationship status---pretending to do extensive yard work all day but really just hiding behind the shed so I can smoke my 1hitter in peace
Tweet like your battery life depends on it.
My spirit animal is just a stuffed animal on a string being pulled into traffic by unruly kids.
Bust a Move by Young MC is my favorite song about relocation services gone wrong.
Not sure what to do when your TC finds out about pics from another TC?
Forward both to your wife.
I'm sure her insight will be delightful.
Regulate by Warren G is my favorite
hip-hop song about relief from moderate to severe constipation. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
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