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  • Bad_motorboater
      . @Bad_motorboater

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    I could see it in her eyes and smell it on her fingertips; there was no denying what she'd been doing.

    -Chopping Onions for salads

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    People that never wear sunglasses are the real wizards.

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  • Bad_motorboater
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    And I huffed & I puffed & I blew the fucking half rolled blunt everywhere on the fucking counter while trying to tell a stupid fucking joke.

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    Relationship status---pretending to do extensive yard work all day but really just hiding behind the shed so I can smoke my 1hitter in peace

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  • Bad_motorboater
      . @Bad_motorboater

    Tweet like your battery life depends on it.

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  • Bad_motorboater
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    My spirit animal is just a stuffed animal on a string being pulled into traffic by unruly kids.

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  • Bad_motorboater
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    Bust a Move by Young MC is my favorite song about relocation services gone wrong.

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    Not sure what to do when your TC finds out about pics from another TC?
    Forward both to your wife.
    I'm sure her insight will be delightful.

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    Regulate by Warren G is my favorite
    hip-hop song about relief from moderate to severe constipation. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

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