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I could see it in her eyes and smell it on her fingertips; there was no denying what she'd been doing.
-Chopping Onions for salads
People that never wear sunglasses are the real wizards.
Relationship status---pretending to do extensive yard work all day but really just hiding behind the shed so I can smoke my 1hitter in peace
Tweet like your battery life depends on it.
Bust a Move by Young MC is my favorite song about relocation services gone wrong.
Me: Wanna try something different?
Wife: (walks away, comes back wearing strap-on)
Wife: Don't worry, I washed it
Night Moves by Bob Seger is my favorite song about the consequences of not paying the rent for three months.
Not sure what to do when your TC finds out about pics from another TC?
Forward both to your wife.
I'm sure her insight will be delightful.
Regulate by Warren G is my favorite
hip-hop song about relief from moderate to severe constipation. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
Me: (thinking) people that wear bow ties in public should be choked
Bow tie guy: you say something, Dad?
Me: just thinking out loud, son
A quick thanks to all that have followed and to those that will in the future. Those that will never, I'm not mad @ the stupid fuckers. Fuck
Throw back Thursday: here's a picture from that time way back when I gave a fuck.
Now accepting apps for TC. In search of a wordsmith with free time that likes to star AND retweet. Tits are a plus, non-penis preferred/neg.
sits-"forgive me I've sinned; It's been 3 years since my last confes..tweet."
"Do 1 format joke with 5 fucks. We cool."
Suck it like you're broke and owe bail money.
There are no voices in the sky. Only wings for you, not I.
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