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I am planning on asking Upton Sinclair to go to the prom with me.
"The plaintiff was indeed shot through the heart, but was my client truly to blame?" -Opening statements from defense in Bon Jovi v. You
"That's your warning. Next time, you lose your man card." "What did I do the first time?" "Gender re-assignment surgery." "Oh, right."
Cubs fans really need to make a series of "It Gets Better" videos on YouTube for us. #RIPRedSox
"X is for...I don't know...X-ray. Or Xylophone" #rejectedsuegraftonnovels
The fine I had to pay at the library was worth it to hear the 80-year-old librarian read the title of my overdue copy of "Bonk".
Mr. Popper's Penguins is totally going to jump the Ga'Hoole.
Imagine The Beatles singing Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da to an actual bra. Are you imagining it?