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Sir, do you have an alibi?
Of course your honor, it's right here.
That's a tomato.
Oh then no
"Better switch facial expressions now" - me, listening
Just remember, people who say nonsense like "If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" don't have a best
Some people grunt at the gym; I scream at the top of my lungs THEY KILLED MY FAMILY as I lift weights