Give me a myspace survey to fill out

Fucking Adam Levine what in the fuck on the highway. Waved anf cut us off. That hot motherfucker. http://t.co/XVgFYb3h

People who don't use google chrome freak me out.

Question...Can I punch Shia Labeouf too or is that too much?

The guy who made fun of vine now has a vine @biiigcountryy

I know I do dumb stuff sometimes but fuck man I do things for people cause I care & obvi I'm not good enough for their friendship anymore

Matthew McConaughey should be the Texas flower

I don't understand feminism. I mean I do but most of the time it seems like over privileged white girls complaining about irrelevant shit

"I bet they think Tyler Perry is funny and voted for Romney." -@mentalalchemist talking about his judging gang member neighbors.

@coeshmoe Some people see Jesus I see fucking teddy bears.

@hilarythegreat @coeshmoe Sinead O' Connor looking mother fucker.

I love you @coeshmoe

Couples who go out to eat together but don't talk or look at each other freak me out/make me sad.

Dumb. Life is dumb.

I just ordered a glass of wine with a pickle. Whatever I'm sad.

@coeshmoe I hate when people say texted isn't a word. Like words are made up anyways who gives a fuck.

Jesus I hope I don't have actual friends voting for Mitt Romney. I just.... I just can't.

Lol at me for thinking I was going to do something cool today.

AMY POEHLER AND WILL ARNETT ARE GETTING DIVORCED. LOVE ISN'T REAL! EVERYTHING IS A BIG FAT LIE.

Is it too late to get on my Tommy Hilfiger game?