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"if you say “bloody maury” into a mirror three times you will be the father"
Cosmo sex tip #346: To really surprise your partner during sex, die.
I'm a crepe, I'm a weirdough
A cop just knocked on my door saying my dogs were chasing people on bikes. . . my dogs don't even own bikes...
before giving a blowjob you must either sing or rap to the penis of choice about how cool it is then suck it
"*approaches drug dealer* i'll have 2 cocaines please"
There was an earthquake in Mexico, I really hope every Juan is okay.
Hey Internet boys, what are you wearing to the Internet tonight? fear and self loathing ? man that sounds so hot. Lets make out
Hey I just birthed you, and this is crazy, here's placenta, cus you're a baby.