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Blinded my sister with a laser pointer. Please, no one tell her. She hasn't noticed yet.
The honey badger is my idol.
I put makeup on my sister, covered up her ugly.
The cat's tongue has been hanging out all day.
Sometime s I wake up with a cat on my face
How did Noah keep the anteaters from eating those two ants.
Bud Light truck just pulled into the country club next door. Gonna watch some drunk golfers try to get the ball in the hole.
Im sexy and i know it cause the people at Burger King are starin at me
I wanna go to a school where the mascot is every animal
Giraffes... what noise do they make???
Mac and Cheese, please!!
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So many RT's so little time
Why leaf? Why do you blow in the wind?
Went to the iMechanic store only to be told they can't fix my eye.
There are going to be times when people tell you that you cant follow your dreams heres what i got to tell them NEVER SAY NEVER JB Follow @dawnloveszombie 3