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What do we want? A CURE 4 TOURETTES! When do we want it? CUNT!
You guys act like planking is so impressive. I do that shit in my sleep.
She's fucked & doesn't even know it - Some guy w/a small dick
It's funny how 1 person can take you from a state of rapture to livid bitch in .01 seconds.
If I was a guy & I was bangin a chick whenever I'd pull out...I'd say "pchew pchew pchew" if she appreciated that...she'd be a keeper 4 SURE
I have to take something in order to keep my kleptomania in check.
Still stuck on the fact that they aren't called "cowburgers" & why no one questioned "ham" being the start of an all beef product name.
Well that went over like a pregnant pole vaulter.
Seriously, some of ya'll typing EXACTLY what's in my head is freaking me the fuck out.
There is a diff between Rimshot & Rimjob. A rimshot is the drum & symbol you hear after a corny joke.. Got it? Now...lick my asshole.
Tits! It's what's for breakfast, lunch & dinner. - Me to babies
I was a pretty fucking weird & probably frightening child now that I think of it.
OHHH you said Optimus Prime, NOT spark a blunt time? Well then...I'll be over here.
A great salad is one with an obscene amount of meat & cheese in it.
I'm the Queen. You're just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves.
If you don't like cheese, naturally, I assume you are the devil.
Sorry dude. The very second you called me "Princess" as a "cutesy nickname" you instantly turned me into the Wicked Queen. Fuck off.
The crackhead I have the misfortune of living w/had his toes amputated due 2 diabetes, I can now say Im lack-toes intolerant #FunnyButTrue
I like to enter a room with rousing orchestral fanfare like the 1 you hear with 20th Century Fox.
I have no choice but to believe that some of you are the voices in my head due to what you write & you can't convince me otherwise.
I don't have anything on this, I only have the short-attention span to ramble out randumb tweets.