@johnfugelsang @brooksbayne @dap1510 Also ignores fact that gay couples can adopt and reduce strain on foster system.

@umby18 There is no doubt where our loyalty is. We don't pay to see guys in suits, we come to see you guys.

@therealcliffyb PS2 did the same thing as DVD player that also played games.

Isn't it funny how UNC keeps losing?

THIS 1000 TIMES pic.twitter.com/8L2bkAC9aW

Why is the South even allowed to celebrate the 4th? That's like celebrating your exes' birthday.

Duke lost to my #2 Buckeyes. You UNC fans can shut the fuck up. Buckeyes will stomp you too and that's real.

The guy who created your God should have also made more reasonable hours for church.

This weapon skin costs $53.6M. #GearsJudgment pic.twitter.com/Km56jgqp2Q

I judge each and every one of you that enjoy Duck Dynasty enough to tell someone about it.

Sometimes I follow people and forget. Then I see them in my timeline, and wonder who the hell they are.

I feel like I have a real connection to MLK, because I also like fucking white women.

@nhl It's usually best to check who you're tagging before you post it.

Can somebody please let me know what he did so I don't ever do that

@penguins @verizon I'll meet him as long as you don't invite his psychopath stalker.

I hate the goddamn Jets

@robdelaney Should have listened to Nikola Tesla.

Ray Lewis killed someone

Olive Garden isn't even good.

Please. I'm begging you. Stop claiming that people are worse today than they ever were. They absolutely aren't. Read a book.