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How did we ever actually speak to people?
So, when she told me to stop posting lost dog pics & have a baby, I told her "lose 50 pounds & get off welfare".
I'm overjoyed our government has spent 2.5 billion to check for other life forms on Mars. Cuz things are going so well down here.
I wonder if guys who drive around w/ the "Vaginatarian" bumper stickers even know what to do w/ a vagina.
It's very sad if a person doesn't have someone to care enough about them to make sure they don't have poop under their nails. :(
A grown ass woman getting angry because her boyfriend follows me on twitter is the most ridiculous thing ever. Grow up.
Life is far too short to eat fake meat.
I'm not proud that I just licked the inside of this popcorn bag.
Going to be in Boston W-F for nursing conference. Anyone know if you can just walk in to MGH to donate blood?
This is terrible. Turning this crap off to listen to neighbors fight about what the best cheese is. I vote sharp cheddar
Remember MTV unplugged? 1996 Alice in chains...so so good.
Nurse practitioner. PhD student. I like snark. Arrested Development. Kit Kats. Siamese cats.