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Wife said she wanted to see Magic Mike so I put Step Up on Netflix and did a helicopter dick in her face.
Cruising Twitter to find Hawaiian people and report them for Spam. They love that shit.
Lemmy has the most metal fucking mole in the world.
I'm gonna laugh my ass off when Willow Smith snaps her C2 vertebrae from whipping her hair back and forth.
Is it a problem when you jerk off so much that the webpages stick together?
Just watched the Tupac sextape....poor guy...Suge's cock is massive
Tickle Me Sandusky
I wanna £ it so bad right now.
Don't worry about defining Black Friday, its Mexican Saturday you should fear.
Sometimes I tell the ladies I'm the guy blowing the rape whistle in DMX's "Up In Here"
I don't usually drink syphillitic mexican piss water, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
I cant even estimate at the immensity of the fuck I do not give about the royal wedding.
Listening to Billy Ocean, cause I'm a mutha fucking gangsta
I remember when the only thing we had to worry about was a guy who couldn't spell potato.
Listening to Hall & Oates greatest hits in the office today, do you guys think I should get my hair feathered?
Words fall out of my eat hole, from time to time, some are amusing. Most of my tweets are not safe for work, or for humans in general really.
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