THIS. RT @miss_d0peness: Females be doing all the wifey duties for niggas that ain't planning on having them in their future!

Do you think you can fall in love multiple times? Or do you think that in life, you really only experience one true love?

There is no such thing as a perfect person. We let our rosy tinted love goggles blur out the imperfections …And then we take them off.

@_supernaptural --> RT @dagrandmarquis: Damb RT @geist_mode: Trinidad James look like a gorillaz character pic.twitter.com/4l1LQ03Mvv

The authority on Southern voices sounds like a fckn powerpuff girl RT @darthvenn: southern women part 1  http://audioboo.fm/boos/1284303-southern-women-part-one?utm_campaign=detailpage&utm_content=retweet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter … via @audioboo

It would be cool if when people heard shit about you, they'd ASK you before assuming and running with it. But that's too much, I suppose.

@ucnathan you one testicled shit bag. Molestation is never funny. Is your booty hole sore because angel insulted azaelia? Boohoo bitch.

@sofreshn_mclean @ifxckunicorns @vickihotz Life is that movie!

RT @_amazonrelle: Nah" white" twitter is hilarious pic.twitter.com/MDytDMiu”

Rarri's and Rovas? RT @fantasiayoung: Y DO THESE BITCHES LUV SOSA ??? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

RT @itstynalee: If my boyfriend is texting you after 11pm that's your nigga, you buy him something for Christmas!

People you fucked in the past should not be associated with when you're in a relationship either. I don't care if y'all were never official!

And don't come at me with "My ex and I are still friends". IF YALL GET ALONG SO DAMN WELL, WHY YOU NOT STILL TOGETHER?

I hate the phrase "at the end of the day". Like, at the end of the day, it's night …That's that.

"A bird and a fish can fall in love, but where will they live?" -rewording of a quote from some movie I saw years ago

@anarky_zey You refuse to taste YOUR nut, but you want a female to? It's yours, what's the issue?…If you think is nasty, why can't the girl?

@anarky_zey it's called "sucking dick". Nowhere in the title does it say shit about swallowing. I don't want that shit in my mouth. At all.

@s0ulchild_ That was awesome! You really hit home withe the "just bc your hair is curly doesn't mean it's a fro" part…I CAN'T stand that!

I don't know the key to a perfect relationship. I just know what hasn't worked for me, and am moving towards finding what does.

"When it's ME, it's okay" type people <<