I'm judging these girls so hard, but I'm in bed in my pajamas generally being a fatass #missusa2013

#CandyCrush is on some bullshit right now.

Andrea holding those pliers like chopsticks in her feet #TheWalkingDead

@bay_the_fork That escalated quickly. Lol

Here's a weird thing: Why did they bother showing that gun strapped to the table? Just so it could bother me the whole time? #TheWalkingDead

I wish I were broke ALL THE TIME.

My only consolation is that none of them are that good.

The "I'm Not Really Hungry But I Want To Snack On Something" Games #lesserfilms

so people of twitter, whenever you say that somebody's colon smells good, it's a mistake. unless you're into that sort of thing.

somebody drew a penis on this desk #college

mirror mirror looks awful. snow white and the huntsman looks awesome. even if it does have kristen stewart.

#booksyoucaneat Harry Potter and the Order of Chicken McNuggets

the whole fucking town is gathered outside her house, but nobody was searching except for "random shirtless guy"? #newmoon

are they trying to romanticize suicide? really though? #newmoon

the invasion of Mordor to retrieve the lightsaber was my favorite part of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2.

@darrencriss you should sing happy birthday to @lauradang on her birthday (may 24). she'll be at that concert. #prettyplease

And there I was thinking that Kendra would go. #ridiculous #DWTS