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This morning I decided that arrogance should be a mix of intelligence and aerodynamics. #ThingsBryanSays
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! T-rex is always sad.
A car was in the parking lot with windows down and bumping Lil Wayne. I retaliated by farting right next to their open window. #TitForTat
You ever just wanna curse until you pass out?
Fancy pizza and wings with my boo.
Unibrow: The forehead mustache.
I can't hide it. It's clear. I make waffles when you are not here. #MisheardLyrics
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you </POEM> You're welcome nerds.
Cory and Topanga, sitting in a tree. A B C D E F G!!! #BoyMeetsWorld
just remembered his dream from last night. IHA was a mafia family.
Best stage presence...EVER!!! http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1610699488?bctid=31812464001
This is Jordan. I play guitar and sleep alot. It's how I keep my figure.