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Oh art classes; how I've missed your cigarette stank and pretentious babble.
Be a saint, not a taint.
"Balls to the wall" is a great phrase. Not a great image.
So thrilled to join the Board of the Friends of the San Francisco Public Library! It's an honor to be part of this family of book nerds...
Been DJing for 3 hours and friends keep bringing me beers. I have never had to pee this badly in my life.
Having a panic attack. Can't remember what work is. Terrified of tmrw. Do we drink? Is there music? How do you answer the phone again?
Stop smirking Mr. Concierge. Yes, I'm about to wax my naughty bits, but I bet your lil' gay package is smoother than Howie Mandel's head.
One of those days where you sort if pity tourists who didn't get the memo about the Folsom Street Fair. This bus ride has been hilarious.
Some girl just got tomahawked and puked all over herself and the floor of this movie theatre. Kabuki! Drinking!