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Oh art classes; how I've missed your cigarette stank and pretentious babble.
Another one bites the dust. cc @lamps @bails @ldubs http://t.co/ZaTILWLj
Postcard from my weekend with my parents. "Don't tweet something inappropriate about bush, Jessica." OK. http://t.co/P5uHiQWg
So excited to welcome a couple rockstars, @ejj and @brkwtz to the Beaks today! See you guys soon!!#JoiningTheFlock
Da Beaks!! Love you guys! @kyled @jenniromanek @carapell @lamps @evanr (and the not pictured, too). What a fun night!! pic.twitter.com/Mc7Y3OIw
This one time, @dickc looked pretty badass giving his Twitter holiday party speech. #celebrate pic.twitter.com/VdBQcVAi
Been DJing for 3 hours and friends keep bringing me beers. I have never had to pee this badly in my life.
Neighbor's cat stares at me through the window while I eat pizza on the front steps #makinghistory
A year ago today I started @twitter! Major thanks to @eddie @bails @ldubs @carapell @lampe @evygee @schauertime for this amazing opportunity
Having a panic attack. Can't remember what work is. Terrified of tmrw. Do we drink? Is there music? How do you answer the phone again?
Stop smirking Mr. Concierge. Yes, I'm about to wax my naughty bits, but I bet your lil' gay package is smoother than Howie Mandel's head.
Adios drinks for @jolanta! w/ the classy @michaelc @almamolly @catherinebenet pic.twitter.com/4OcqiqVtOk
My Irish cab driver looks like @dickc. "So I'm a handsome bastard, then?" he says. Seems we picked a good spot for our international hub...
Sitting on my stoop, eating pizza. Homeless man uri-waves at me. That's when he pees and waves at the same time. So friendly.
"Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?" What a solid email opener. Future husband alert!
I'm going to pee my pants if I watch this too many times. My parents rule. http://vine.co/v/bggpvWp3W60
pudding/sweater enthusiast
