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  • BarebakAssassin
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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    Hold doors open for women, tell them they're beautiful and fuck them like animals. It's simple.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    I watch an old man walk his wheelchair bound wife by my house every night, in case any of you motherfuckers needed to know what love is.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    If the person you're with isn't making you a better version of yourself, pack your fucking bags and find someone who does. Life is short.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    Why the fuck has someone not invented a see-through toaster yet?

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    When someone shares their favorite songs with you, embrace them, because they're giving you a small glimpse into their soul.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    I'm to the point now, when people ask me where I'm from, I just mumble "Twitter."

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    Would you ladies quit throwing around vague sexual innuendos like, "Hi" and "Hello". They confuse the hell out of us guys.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    "I don't have to shave, bathe or stay in shape, but you have to look like a damn supermodel if we're gonna fuck." -Men

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    What do you do when someone makes you feel unwanted? You make walking away look fucking easy. That's what you do.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    Brag all you want about your accomplishments, but until you've gotten out of bed while being depressed, you don't know shit about challenges

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    Remember, a random act of kindness can be as simple as leaving someone the fuck alone.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    To all you assholes that harass the women on Twitter,

    Go fuck yourselves.

    Sincerely,

    The guys that actually get laid

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    Don't tease someone for their physical attributes. It's not like they went shopping and picked them out, you ignorant fuck.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    When a woman tweets about sex it doesn't mean she wants you to DM her about it, you pathetic, greasy fuck.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    If you ladies are into the married guy that's flirting with you on Twitter, remember, there's a reason why nobody's fucking him at home.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    If you're forced to choose a weapon, choose words. They leave wounds that never heal.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    Who was the stoner that got high as fuck and decided to put ice cream between two cookies? We need to give that motherfucker a medal.

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  • BarebakAssassin
      B @BarebakAssassin

    If you get offended by a tweet, blame your parents, because they raised a fucking pussy.

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I may not be able to hit bottom, but I'm a pro at banging it off the sides. Also, I swear a lot, because fuck you.

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