The commonality between us all is that we're here to not feel so alone in a shitty world. Be kind to each other for fuck's sake.

Brag all you want about your accomplishments, but until you've gotten out of bed while being depressed, you don't know shit about challenges

A true test of strength is letting someone amazing go because you know there's someone who can love them better.

If you get offended by a tweet, blame your parents, because they raised a fucking pussy.

Show me a father who teaches his boys to fight and his girls to love and I'll show you man that I have nothing but respect for.

Nobody knows you're bleeding on the inside if you keep a fake smile on your face.

I'm deciding what song a girl that I've never met from the Internet and I will be dancing to at our wedding. What are you losers doing?

When some dude wants to fight you, start singing "Let's Get Physical" while rolling up your sleeves to let him know you don't fuck around.

You could be Mother Teresa and someone is going to hate you. My point here is: fuck what people think about you, enjoy your life being you.

If you can enjoy the company of someone during their darkest days, imagine what you'll experience when their bright ones return.

The saying, "misery loves company" is bullshit. Stay the fuck away from me.

Maybe it's not that you're not good enough for someone, maybe it's just that you're not fucked up enough for them.

If the person you're with isn't making you a better version of yourself, pack your fucking bags and find someone who does. Life is short.

I'm writing a book about disappointment, aches & pains and depression. It's titled, "Welcome to Adulthood, Fuckface"

I'm not addicted to my fucking phone, I'm addicted to awesome strangers who treat me better than the assholes I know in the real world.

I didn't get a twitter account to read shit like, "Have a blessed day!" Go fuck yourself.

Making jokes about innocent people losing their lives lets us know exactly what you are, a piece of shit.

Make a baby, or commit a crime with one of your followers so all this shit doesn't seem so pointless.

It's pretty fucking sad that some of us are giving the best years of our lives to the Internet.

If you guys knew how much praise & attention I don't give people in the real world, my stars would mean a lot more to you.