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May deactivate my Twitter account.
It's 30 degrees and I live in Colonial times. Other than that, things are good.
Met the nicest, smiliest, cute 20 something guy who works at divorce court and knows everything. No way that kid will ever get married.
Home from wake. Time to sleep.
Friend said this morning "I love when you laugh with those perfect white teeth" made me realize how much I miss compliment circles.
I've lost almost seven pounds or a small baby. Want to lose five more small babies.
The nation's financial crisis makes me feel slightly better about my own.
Hate seeing half the drugs doctors give me in other people's toxicology reports.
Mornings just aren't my season.
I've got to be surrounded by funny people and laughers or else I am bored as F@ck.
I want to fly with you.
Note to self: don't let the permanent buzz kills kill your happy buzz.
Who knew too many parties could be a stressful thing?
Life is moving much faster than I had hoped.
Bread and pasta is a poor woman's breast augmentation.
I've always been a "don't let the door hit you in the ass" kinda girl.
I have a date w/ Paul McCartney tomorrow night. How do I tell him he's the love of my life without coming off like a stalker?
Comedian, TV Writer, TV Producer, Live Event Producer, So-so Actress, Blogger, Journalist, Writer, Public Speaker, Fundraiser, Wife, Mother, Insomniac, Tired.