I have an extreme need to communicate.

@martycaproni I think karma is like convincing ourselves that a bird crapping on us is good luck.

@martycaproni I also think karma must be bs. It's something. We tell ourselves to feel better when things go wrong.

Advocating for your kids. Full time job. #mothersday

My bad. I didn't know you were a complete d-bag.

Have eaten seven grapes all day and now I'm ready for a buffet. Better sleep before I eat everything.

When someone tells me "the person we hired sucks and isn't at all funny and we should have hired you"...doesn't help me pay my mortgage.

@martycaproni one can only hope. Just kidding.

My life an be divided into two categories: when my phone is charged and when my phone is not charged.

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Jihadists.

"The only thing my sons are guilty of is being Muslim"-bombers mom. Well, that and killing an 8 year old and 3 others.

Serious to fair condition. Bomber number two lucky ahole compared to people he killed.

Still in a daze from Leonard Cohen last night. What a talent!!!!! And 78 years old. Wow. Wow. Wow.

I'm in Wallingford with my lifelong and girlhood crush Leonard Cohen!!!!! I am in earthly heaven.

All these FB April Fool's posts are gayer than any gay marriage could ever be.

If my name was Michelle, I'd insist on being called "my belle."

New career goal: belly dancer.

Annie get your gun. The song has to be sung. #lyric

Ooh ooh. #lyric

Charity, and insanity, begins at home.