@badtastejokes what do you do if your 14yr old daughter starts smoking? Slow down and use some lube. #BadTasteWednesday

@jefffuckinsays haha. how the fuck do you come up with this stuff?

@fightforfood @jefffuckinsays Happy Birthday. You're living proof that you yank twats are actually alright. http://t.co/rb34b9h8

@jefffuckinsays dude. Have you ever got Incredibley horny on a night out and bang a goat in a phone box. I'm asking for a friend?

@jefffuckinsays haha

@jefffuckinsays haha

I just went into Starbucks and brought a cup of English tea because I'm a renegade. #yolo

My cat went missing for 6 months. When it finally returned it was fatter, a different colour, had a new collar and had a sex change.

No I don't want to 'login with Facebook'

@jefffuckinsays haha hero.

@jefffuckinsays hahaha brilliant

@jefffuckinsays dude. I've been on twitter about a year now and this is still the funniest tweet I've ever read. Have you tried therapy?

@mark_jacks dude. Follow these cunts.
@jefffuckinsays
@schmoodles
@rawwhore
@kyle_lippert
@john_kkk_terry

Have you ever noticed that bears never look like they need a hair cut.

My tweets are so bad even my own girlfriend won't follow me.

@jefffuckinsays haha. Well funny!

@jefffuckinsays haha thats well funny

@ziggymcfuknuget ha ha class