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I just heard Ellie Goulding on the radio and now I'm super sad 'cause she's my favorite singer and now she's going mainstream.
Laser tag and go carts with the girls. What a life!
As I see it there are only two kinds of people in the world, people who shop at Wal-mart and people who shop at Target.
Kiss me underneath the milky twilight <('*')> #nationalkissingday
If your #summerplans include #summerlove you've never experienced a hot humid day in Florida. You don't fall in love, you just get agitated.
I saw a pic of district 12 from the hunger games movie and I'm sad to say it looks like it came straight out of norwood ave or oceanway.
That awkward moment when you see someone from your childhood, and they grew up to be hot and you're just there with your lesbian shoes.
When I think about this dirty ass pregnant girl at school I realize people are willing to fuck anything these days!
This girl at school is walkin around with a tail on. Can I graduate now?
As much as I would love to, I will never be able to read or write in Spanish. Like we need any more illiterate Hispanics.
My friend says I dress innocent, look innocent, then when I open my mouth it's obvious how big my cojones are.
At church pretending to read the bible when I'm actually reading The Avengers Disassembled.
#improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants Choke in my pants, I Love You Beth Cooper in my pants, A Perfect Getaway in my pants, Misery in my pants
#improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants There's something about Mary in my pants
Just found out that this year 750,000 teen girls will get pregnant. My legs are like every buisness in a recession, they're closed!