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    When the pizza guy comes I'm going to yell "I got it sweetie" just so he doesn't think I'm a lonely fat ass.

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    LindaInDisguiseTheSnideOneAseelable__taylorkleeenotfaizzyImAngelaKAnais_Lea90______Humor_Fetish
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    LindaInDisguiseKeeleOfficiallymarissaguedrythenamesgatsbyPete6901redkedabo________badassicornnPhelendriqal
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    Can a fart be cute? If so, that one I just let out was fucking adorable.

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    TheSnideOnechopper4jkshappapammaynerdgirlcomedyMayhemCzarcherryb0mberMaranaShaneHallowedCrow
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    MaranaShaneZombiePetGirlscrirc____________BloatedCarcassTheBeerGuy73______jackheather26TheDiLLon1CalmViolets
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    Thank you Wendy's drive thru guy for writing your number on my receipt, but you forgot my straw. And guess which one I want...?

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    chopper4jkscrirc____________Mela_DeizrigrodsheseemslegitJasonMata1burgerkrangDepecheALAmode
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    Samson_BainesDoom_JediWonderMonkey78UvulaJones
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    I use Summer's Eve. Mostly because if a guy goes down on me and I accidentally queef in his face I can just say,"That's the summer's breeze"

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    12ozCouragechopper4jksheseemslegitJasonMata1burgerkrangTiedToABeamDepecheALAmodeDoom_Jedi
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    _PlayingMantisJoebreaker10TheBeerGuy73______TheirneyFallsIdStandOnThatWonderMonkey78
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    Nipples. they get straight to the point

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    chopper4jkizrigrodsheseemslegitDepecheALAmodeDoom_Jedichrisanna4realh_om_ebound______WasteofCase______
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    _PlayingMantisTheBeerGuy73______WonderMonkey78Eric_Bader________
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    Facebook just lets me know that people uglier than me are finding the loves of their lives and I've only found twitter.

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    chopper4jkscrirc____________DepecheALAmodeDoom_JedikmbaldauIntoxicaTweetedRXCYCLIST________RoBWiSe12
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    RXCYCLIST________jessicainmotionsheseemslegitchrisanna4real_Nimitz_
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    I'm never in the "friend zone" I'm always in the "friends with benefits but I'm leading you on to crush your heart... zone"

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    chopper4jkizrigrodsheseemslegitm_bowman1986Anais_Lea90______shannon_hickmancathatbatDoom_Jedi
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    bmma4196HorsePeopleSay____lilmissannalise__bongwynnntashhaxothugprincessmoMissMattinglyycathatbat
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    I keep getting into relation-paddle boats. It's like a relationship, but I know from the start it's not really going too far.

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    chopper4jkDepecheALAmodeDoom_Jedichrisanna4realh_om_ebound______scrirc_____________PlayingMantisGinlicker________
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    PorcelainDoll27__TheBeerGuy73______imapotatoCashFlowingtonWonderMonkey78
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    If you haven't read a book since high school then you can't touch my tits

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    DeannaMarieRVALady_Blackbird1Bulldog0613jrogasm__________gingerweeds______failing_at_lifeOldBatBallsdesitheredhead
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    Lady_Blackbird1WonderMonkey78walkthedoggishsheseemslegitSilleVio
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    I have a new low score on the Wells Fargo game I downloaded on my iPhone.

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    funnystalkemitomsdudemeister40rockstupiddiazcallejaalbertevankrausJediJerm__________Eaton_Beaver
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    J_OHHHHHchrisreidradioJenniLeeOnlineZorlyfavstar_popWonderMonkey78hixey16_Nimitz_
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    I'm like the Oprah of buying shots when I get too drunk"You get a shot, you get a shot" Then I get the bill and I realize I'm not Oprah rich

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    DepecheALAmodeDoom_Jedichrisanna4realnctowneDirtyMelodies_PlayingMantisStabilizer_Bathroadkill3x
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    TheBeerGuy73______WonderMonkey78
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    It really takes a certain talent to shape this pillow into a human like figure.

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    sheseemslegitDepecheALAmodeDoom_Jedichrisanna4realWasteofCase_______PlayingMantisTheBeerGuy73______imapotato
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    noirekaSiennasonlineScareeshereeWonderMonkey78
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    Ok Christmas is cool but where is New Years so I can get drunk and have glitter sex with that cute guy.

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    sheseemslegitDoom_JedihoopahoepTheStarMachineFredzipfelchrisanna4realTheBeerGuy73______canadian_jane
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    chrisanna4realTheBeerGuy73______KidsTheZeDaysWonderMonkey78
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    I went to a movie alone tonight. I stole this couple's popcorn when they were making out. I cried while eating it.

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    NucksyBogues83____HoodieVixenKittySaysMeeowlatcadyvdawgg_j22arianamyrakamespecialkBWithbacon
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    Leighann103107BWithbaconchudflashWonderMonkey78
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    If I got pregnant at 16 I wouldn't have been on a TV show, more likely a milk carton.

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    DepecheALAmodeDoom_JediGHCanada__________chrisanna4realJoeMunstermanDoucheMcBaggusoddsocks18________WonderMonkey78
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    24k_mexGHCanada__________KidsTheZeDaysWonderMonkey78
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    You guys are like the friends that I never let my new boyfriend meet. But I love you.

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    DepecheALAmodeDoom_JediMarshall_LolzhoopahoepTheStarMachinesheseemslegitDirtyMelodies_PlayingMantis
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    chrisanna4real
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    Music = religion. I think mine is the best, but i try not to push it on to anyone. Also, if they don't agree, then they can go to hell

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    Doom_JediSnortneySayschrisanna4real_PlayingMantisTheBeerGuy73______desmondalanKillerdolceCthunicorn
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    killjessedeadJamieIsRandomWonderMonkey78
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    He gives me the GB's (girl boners)

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    chrisanna4realMajorDickDanger__TheBeerGuy73________THEGLORYdesmondalanCashFlowingtonGorrdanoJnmo48____________
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    lillibumKidsTheZeDaysWonderMonkey78
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    Right before your man is about to orgasm do you hear a voice in your head that says"FINISH HIM!"? I can't be the only one.#WifeyMaterial

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    sheseemslegitDoom_JediSnortneySayschrisanna4realDirtyMelodies_PlayingMantisTheBeerGuy73______imapotato
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    WonderMonkey78
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    I can't even buy can air without showing my ID. Good job druggies, you made air illegal.

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