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I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the "Vagelina" headlines would be priceless!
Once on Twitter I followed a girl and she followed me and we laughed and talked about life and how she was a man from Detroit.
The "Phone Company" today delivered a bag of yellow fireplace kindling right to my door. Thanks phone company!
I combine Valentines, Presidents Day and Fat Tues into one event I call, "William Howard Taft's Slippery When Wet Weekend".
The only allowed use of the phrase, "It's not you, it's me", should be during a struggle for the last parachute.
There may not be an "I" in team, but there is a "me" (and also "tea" "am" "at" "meat" "eat" "EMT" and "mat"). So, your point?
If you think Walmart shoppers are scary you should go to "Golden Corral" and see them... "eat"! OMFG!!
The only thing that will get America on a diet is to organize Walmart Parking by customer weight. Fatties get the outfield.
Police sex is called copulation. Foreigner sex is called fornicating. Police screwing foreigners is called border control.
New Years Eve I'm gonna party like it's 1999. (You know..., like it was back before George Bush f**k'd everything up).
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