@Bauart's (David R Jennings) recently faved Tweets...
Keeping with the Irish theme this week I'm calling my day after St. Patrick's Day party the "Green Pee Jamboree".
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I've been to great parties before... but since that St. Patricks party last night I swear I've lost an hour.
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Thanks for the #FF mentions this week! As a show of my appreciate please use this 9 digit code to redeem your $200 gift certificate: Y4JP7R8
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The psychiatrist asked me if I had any "Emotional Triggers"... but all I could come up with was "Butter".
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If a tree falls at the Garden Center and nobody's around to hear, it's best to just walk to the exit and leave immediately.
Scientists are baffled by the unacceptable increase in entropy on humpday, but agree it's easily offset by early happy-hour.
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U.S. women should stand up against "International Women's Day". American women rock, international women got nothing on them.
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Jeff Bridges is really taking this "old cowboy" part to heart. I guess he's finally over his "Fabulous" stage.
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I'll be outside today in a lawn chair w/ a case of beer... (It's the planning phase of my spring yard cleanup).
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I deleted my MySpace space today. So officially it's no longer my MySpace place, but a "MySpace" space without my stuff.
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No National Grammar Day for me... I'm stock piling all the U.S. recognition days for something I call, "No Disaster Month".
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My impersonation of Sarah Palin impersonating Kara in the Star Trek episode Spock's Brain. "Brain and brain, what is brain?"
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