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Drugs are my Anti Drug
I'm bored with yoga. Can't we just fuck like two potato sacks on top of one another?
To do list. 1. Shave pep-peps inner thigh hair 2. Cure cancer 3. Become a fungal spore and float to Finland.
The Legend of Zelda: Interdimensional Vuvuzela
WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO THE UNDEAD IN KENTUCKY BY GAWD.
BRING BAZOOKA HORSE THE HEAD OF MICHELLE BAUCHMAN AND I WILL GRANT YOU LIFE EVERLASTING.
#ThingsYouShouldStopDoingInYour30s being alive
#1waytopissmeoff is to accuse me of not bein' fly as shit cause bitch ya know I is. *dusts shoulders*
GO-GO BAZOOKA HORSE FORCE! GO!/ DEFENDING LOVE AND BEER AND WEED/ ALL OUR ASSHOLES ARE A MYSTERY/ TO THE WORLD/ EXCEPT YOUR DAD
Cold medicine is giving me like -15 charisma points.
Well, I just turned on Power Rangers SAMURAI for a minute and their new MegaZord shot a fucking rainbow of hatred from its forehead. #OHSHIT
This is the most intense Puppy Bowl I've seen since Puppy Bowl II back '06. Who will win Most Valuable Puppy? #PuppyBowl
If depression had a flavor it would be birthday cake oreos