@ricknothing @dudeinabearsuit I've seen his work. #LikelyCulprit

@tatsabrat @eagle_vision Maybe if "someone" wouldn't lock their door all the time...

@lizetagge @jimmerthatisall Honestly, I don't even wait for some people to lie.

@italianbratikus But it does smell delicious.

@dadinutah Quit skirting the issue and just answer the question!

@thatguyja I think you just triple bogeyed on this one.

@thatguyja He's down for anything. Last week I got him to pump my septic tank with just a straw for $50.

A Reading Rainbow sounds like it would suck. How pissed would you be to find a pot of books at the end of that?

Visited @fakethemepark. Disappointed to find that the Log Flume ride turned out just to be the line to restrooms.
#NotFalseAdvertisingReally

@realdmk Who doesn't?

@thatguyja Ok, I give. That's pretty funny.

@tat2skatermom At least no one was bugging out. *drops mic*

@realdmk Which one do I put my tweets in...?

@thatguyja Sorry. *farts quieter*

@alykins_ What are she gonna do, leave them in the car? She's not a monster people...

.@thatguyja Just flick it like a real man, just in case anyone is watching.

@gotham3 I bet he felt like a jackass.

@realdmk How am I supposed to favorite this?

@realdmk Wait wait wait. Wilson isn't real?

@reverend_scott I was gonna favorite this, but...yeaaah, I'll just wait for the next one.